OK, I can quit this blog now - I've seen it all. Of course I was out on my road bike this morning and didn't have my camera with me so I can't share it with you.
This morning I encountered a Dutch woman (by her accent), dressed in lovely clothes, riding sedately on an elegant 3-speed bike with A PARROT ON HER SHOULDER! I couldn't believe it! She says they do it almost every day. I'm going to stake out Vassar Street and get a photo for you all, it was incredible.
OK readers, what are you going to do to best a cycling parrot?